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Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
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Good Person
How to please a woman?
Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the
football for her, buy her jewellery, be interested in what she has to say..
How to please a man?
Show up naked, bring beer.
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Man
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Woman
Boyfriend:
Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend:
It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
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Girlfriend
5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman:
1) “Fine” – This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.
2) “Nothing” – means “Something” and you need to be worried.
3) “Go Ahead” – this is a dare, not permission, don't do it.
4) “Whatever” – A women's way of saying screw you.
5) “That's Ok” – She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Bonus Word: “Wow!” – This is not a compliment; she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.
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Woman
During Hug:
A girl's head is always down because she considers her boy to be her world n gets lost in it...
While...
A boy's head is always up so that no other guy dares to look at his girl..
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Girl
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Hug
Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy… pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.
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Guy
Dear Girls, if a boy pauses a video game just to text you back…Marry him.
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Marriage
Funny but at the same time very true quote about girls. When a girl feels love from the boy then she will love him by more than he does, but if a boy breaks her heart then she will show her real face.
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Girl
I laughed a lot on this quote. It gives a true and solid argument why we don't have to be jealous of your ex boyfriend or girlfriend. Hope you'll enjoy this.
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